BusTalk

Dieseljim · Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject: HOT WHEELS and other Fun Stuff

What do you call a bus that catches fire? HOT WHEELS. A bus with an oil leak is known as Dr. LEAKY. In a Roadeo, the first bus driver who knocks down the rubber cones is a CONEHEAD. Sandra Bullock is probably the sexiest bus driver in movie history. She can punch my ticket any day. A doll like that behind the wheel would make the commute a pleasure, in more ways than one. And as the late Paul Harvey said, AND NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY, good day and good night.

ripta42 · Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject:

And I thought you were talking about this

Dieseljim · Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:50 am Post subject: HoT WheeLs and othe Fun Stuff

Close, but NO cigar. If the bus had smoke pouring out of the sides it would be a set of HOT WHEELS in more ways than one, lol. mY HUMOR wil grow on you sooner or later. Try this one. How can you tell a Greyhound bus is about to break down? When the dog on the side of the bus starts TOSSING HIS COOKIES!