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"FRIDAY THE 13TH AND THE 'NOO YAWK' TEAMS"........

Courtesy of Ryan Field (Eyewitness News at 6)..........

Since the last Friday the 13th, both the Yankees and the Mets are clearly haunted; they have been in self-destruct mode since then,

The Mets are now the third-worst team in the League, whle "doze squeakers from da Bronx" are now the WORST team in the League.

It IS all QUITE scary, to say the very least........

"NYO"

["!!!!"]

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"Noo Yawk" baseball "booze" for Monday........

Well, "doze squeakers from da Bronx" DID actually WIN tonight, the reasons being:

1:

"Uncle Hoiman" and "Katnip" were BOTH up in "da Bronx" for the game (no CBTC issues on the #4!)

2:

Mr. Boone got down on his hands and knees before the game and PLEASED with his "tin men' get their act together.

3:

"Doze tin men" were afraid they, personally, would be held responsible if Mr. Boone popped a blood vessel, if they lost again.

Will they be victorious the NEXT game?

Or, was tonight's game but a "fluke"?

Right now, It's anyone's guess, for sure........

"NYO"

["4"]

["D"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]

Meanwhile, as to the "Amazin's," it should be noted that Atlanta has a losing record. But then, there were days when the most "palooka" teams whupped the Mets. Sad, but true . . .

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"Noo Yawk" baseball "nooze" for Tuesday ("foist" edition)..........

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(MIRACLE OF MIRACLES!)

The "Miracle Mets" FINALLY pulled off a MIRACLE, and BEAT THE BREWERS......POUNDING THEM like PILE DRIVERS!!!!!!

WHAT A COMEBACK, AFTER SUCH A LONG LOSING STREAK!!!!!!!!

Indeed, the #7 trains are jammed with ECSTATIC Mets fans heading home tonight, and our ol' buddy from Queens, "Mr. Met" can FINALLY show off a REAL smile!!!!!!

Again, WHAT A COMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"NYO"

["GO METS!"]

["7 TIMES SQUARE"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]

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W.B.:

I was thinking the SAME thing; a combination of Mr. Boone (literally) putting the dear of God into his beleagured "tin men", PLUS having both "Uncle Hoiman" AND "Katnip" up in "da Bronx" this evening, indeed seemed to "do the trick"!

Now....let's see if the "Miracle Mets" can pull off another "Miracle" tomorrow!

"NYO"

["PLAY BALL!"]

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WHAT A NIGHT IN QUEENS!!!!!!!!

NOT ONLY did the Amazin' "Noo Yawk" Mets FINALLY snap their ongoing losing streak, they STOMPED their opponents flat........AND, if that wasn't enough, Pete "The Polar Bear" Alonso broke Darryl Strawberry's long-standing record and is now the new "Home Run King" for the Amazins!!

DAILY NEWS front page"

"PUT IT IN THE BOOKS!"

"PETE HITS No.253 TO PASS STRAW AS METS HR KING!"

Back page:

"STRAWSOME!"

""PETE JUMPS PAST DARRYL TO BECOME AMAZIN'S ALL-TIME HOME RUN LEADER!"

Front page of the NEW YORK POST:

""KING OF QUEENS!"

"ALONSO HITS 253rd HR TO BREAK METS ALL-TIME RECORD"

Back page:

"BEAR FORCE ONE!"

Man, the bars and pubs in Manhattan and Queens must have been JUMPING last night!

Must have been a REAL PARTY on board those #7 trains last night, for sure!!

And, to think, only a few days ago, the Mets were deep in the tank....talk about a RIP-ROARIN' COMEBACK!!!!!

"NYO"

["7 TIMES SQUARE"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]

So far, both "Noo Yawk" teams are "on hold" whilst the rains are a-comin' hard and fast. We'll see what it does to their performance should the games go on in a delay.

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W.B.:

That was the SAME news I "hoid" via 1010 WINS a bit earlier........let's see if, perhaps, the rains brings some good luck to where it is needed.......

"NYO"

['RAIN DELAY"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]

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W.B.:

I would have to agree with you there; a rain-out for both teams would result in their playing double-headers on Thursday..........

(Thought: will doze "tin men" up in "da Bronx" rust out in da rain, tonight, I wonder?)

"NYO"

["DON'T CRY! YOU'LL RUST YOURSELF AGAIN!"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]

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W.B.:

Looks like BOTH "Noo Yawk" teams are gonna LOSE tonight.

WHAT happened with the Mets, ESPECIALLY after last night's AWE-INSPIRING game??

(well at least, "The Polar Bear" caused QUITE a sensation last night, breaking "The Straw's" old HR record)

As for "doze squeakers from da Bronx", looks like Mr. Boone didn't bring any "WD-40" or "3-in-1" to tonight's game.......and, I guess "Uncle Hoiman" AND "Katnip", fearing CBTC issues on the #4, decided to cut out early.

Man, "Noo Yawk" baseball has seen more ups and downs than the elevators at the IND's 190th Street station.........

"NYO"

["IRT LINES"]

["IND LINES"]

"'HELP! UNCLE HOIMAN!"]

[W.B. Fishbowl]